I'm outta here

(image from here)

So for the last few months I have been counting down to this day. I will be boarding a plane and heading down south to Arizona to hang out with a friend. This is a much needed break. I have become onery and mean in the last few days...you could probably tell by this post. I am so looking forward to sleeping in, laying by the pool, and soaking up some rays...I was told that AZ is 20 degrees hotter than where I live. One of my friends thought it was quite funny and said that I might pass out. I hope I don't die.

I might be absent from the blogger world for a few days. Rest assured, I will return and I might even have a cheerier attitude about things.

Have a fabulous week

Hate Notes

Dear Jilian
I.HATE.YOU! You are boring, and frankly you
don't deserve any of the guys you have left.
Good luck getting engaged at the end of this.
Love,
Me
Dear Co-worker
Your problem doesn't =my problem.
Sorry, deal with it!
Love,
Me
Dear Twitter
I don't know how you
work really. I need a tweeting
tutor. Do you have those? Doesn't
this make stalking easier, is that
really what we need now?
Love,
Me

P.S. I do have a twitter account. I don't really know what I am doing but feel free to follow me at: http://twitter.com/stephoria

I need a nap

Do you think it is completely unprofessional to pull my blanket out (its cold here and I have it for emergencies, such as this) and curl up for 20 min under my desk? I am leaning towards, not appropriate, but might do it anyway.

The all knowing Facebook...

Has anyone noticed that ‘Facebook’ knows all? One of my biggest pet peeves is those stupid Facebook quizzes. I hate logging in and having my home page taken up with quiz results. Who really cares that their once high school friend’s princess name is Aurora? Ok with that being said, one day I was bored and decided to take said quizzes. Don’t worry I didn’t publish them so the don’t take up space on all my friend’s walls. I have learned many things and thought I would share.

I now know to stay away from giant pools of lemonade (I am suppose to drown and die in one) and my ghetto nickname is “Pooki”... if you value your life then don’t ever call me that. I know that I am 100% dateable which is good, since I am suppose to get pregnant in 2.5 months, my first child is due in June 2010. I will be getting married twice the first time being Oct 2011, they haven’t told me when the second wedding will be, I guess I will just have to leave that up to fate. Oh and the best news of all is that I was born to be the best at everything.

I hope everyone has a great 4th of July weekend.

My not so fairy tale life

Once upon a time in a land far far away (not that long ago, and not that far away) there was a maiden, (this would be me) who had a suitor (my ex-bf). This suitor had embarrassed the maiden on many occasions. For example, he wore his leather motorcycle chaps to her company open house. Everyone was in suits and he felt it appropriate to wear this. That was a very sad day for the maiden. A couple of months later, the maiden though that perhaps the suitor had learned his lesson. She invited him to her company party. This party was in the grand ballroom of a downtown hotel. Not wanting to take any chances the maiden chose the suitors suit and tie. Things were going well. The maiden's boss came up to them and introductions were made. The suitor proceeded to converse with said boss. The boss’s wife joined them and the boss then introduced him as the maiden’s boyfriend. That not being enough for the suitor he decided to add, “my name is Josh, it rhymes with squash”. Right then and there a little piece of the maiden died forever.

No they did not live happily ever after, in fact a few months later, they broke up. Shocking I know.